More of Jen's Marvellous 1 am ramblings...the BLUE is my in my head commentary responses!
-dog
attacked by beaver (who knew they could be vicious buggers?)
I’m going to guess this is actually a
euphemism…seriously….dog? Beaver? You can’t make that shit up!!
-bad
date rescue app (um, that seems like a lot of work for nothing...whatever
happened to, I don’t know, telling the truth? I mean it gets you out of
the date but you still aren’t being very nice or fair, they’re still gonna
think it’s tickety boo)
Designed for lazy scared people.
-hunk
of ice twice the size of Manhattan cracks off Greenland (well that
effectively renders every map and atlas useless now)
What’s scarier is if it DIDN’T!!! And really...why don't we get Atlas updates yearly like we do Webster's Dictionary updates?
Anywho,
on to what I’ve learned this week:
-those
little fruit fly things? Yeah, don’t sniff too aggressively when they’re
near. You will snort them. And then they come out later when you
blow your nose. It’s quite gross...maybe there is merit to that
wives’ tale that you eat 8 spiders while you sleep. I always thought
that was bunk but who knows? I certainly don’t, I’m asleep! How did
they come up with that statistic anyways? Watch people every night over a
year? That seems unethical to watch people eat spiders. What if
they’re poisonous?
If I can’t sleep tonight I blame
you!!!!!!!
-Squishing
spiders with steel-toed boots proves to be harder than one would imagine. The suckers pull their legs in and
scuttle about, with me stomping like an idiot and they always seem to fall
where the crack in the sole of the boots is so they live. I had to stomp
no less than ten times tonight. I’m sure that was fun to watch on camera lol.
Total absolute complete visual is making
me laugh at my desk!
-it’s
funny how you can have both something that makes you question humanity and have
hope for humanity happen in the same day. I’m choosing to stick with the
hope for humanity and focus on that. I guess that makes me an optimist after all, even though it is a
frustrated one! It turns out I’m also a frustrated
perfectionist lol!
Right!?!? This is me everyday! Every
time I think the world couldn’t disappoint me more and humanity has gone to
hell something happens to restore my faith…sort of.
I often wonder if it isn’t that humanity
hasn’t really changed much BUT the fact that so much is fed to us through media
now that we are just so hyper aware that humanity isn’t really changing or
evolving it’s just more accessible to despise humans, you know?
-Co-op
was playing old school rap. That shit never gets old! Plus I got to embarrass my kid while I tried to
rap along and remember the words...I believe that is called win-win.
Did you do all the sick moves too? Cuz
that would’ve been EPIC…sorry A but your mama is FUNNY!
-Apparently
I type loud and it’s bothering the nurse on the unit I’m on. It’s not
bothering me.
I feel your pain…Kyle reached over at
the optometrist today to turn off my ‘volume’ on my phone…apparently the clicky
noises bug him…no pleasin’ some people I tells ya!
I was going to comment on the other
point you put in but that is between you and you know who but lets just say it
makes me super happy to hear your ramble at 1am and to know you’re so happy. I’ve
waited a long time (almost 2 years now!) to say this:
SEEEEEE!!!???
Isn’t it just amazing!?!?!?
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